Not far from my brother’s house was another house decorated to the nines with lights and inflatable Christmas decorations everywhere. One of the inflatable decorations was a Santa Claus with a motion detector attached to him, so that every time someone drove by, he would drop his pants. Written across his big inflatable bottom was “Ho Ho Ho”
Every time my sister in law (Colleen) drove by with the kids, the youngest of the kids (4) would start giggling and say “that’s so appropriate”.
When Colleen realized what he was saying, she corrected him. “Carter, ‘Appropriate’ is good, ‘Inappropriate’ is bad…”
Out of the backseat, Carter’s older brother (7) piped up, “Yeah…I learned THAT the hard way”